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Niets te doen op school/stage?
15-12-2010
Heb je weer eens zo'n dag waarin je van te voren al besluit dat je niks gaat uitvoeren, maar toch aanwezig wil zijn om uit de buurt van de leerplichtambtenaar te blijven?
Doe een spel ´wie kan het duurste ding op EBAY vinden´
1. Zoek een collega die ook van plan is niks nuttigs te doen
2. Spreek een tijd af (bijv. 5 minuten)
3. Ga klaarzitten en ga naar www.ebay.com
4. Zoek het duurste ding op ebay
Dit is het duurste wat we konden vinden (niet kijken als je het spel nu wilt doen).
Creatief met paint
1. Ga naar
deze site
2. Open paint
3. Maak een stripje van 4 plaatjes waar de tekst uit het captchabalkje in voor moet komen.
Creepypasta
1. Ga
hier heen, of
hier
2. Ga naar youtube en luister een willekeurige soundtrack van Brain Eno
3. Lees de verhalen
4. Wees bang
Omegle
1. Ga naar
www.omegle.com
2. Chat met een willekeurig iemand
3. heb plezier